- The archaic Japanese for 'Panda' - apparently from the Chinese - is 熊猫. (Bear-cat) Cute!
- A minor but ultra-right-wing political party in Japan -one of the black van parties that was broadcasting messages involving the words 'Russia' and 'explosion'- is 愛国党. (Love-country-party) And the Chinese word for America is 愛国 - (love-country)
Although the second one is probably for a similar reason than the reason that the Japanese for America is 米国 - (rice-country)
Now that I've got my most horribly terrifying classes behind me I'm looking forward to actually teaching more. Until two weeks when I have those horrible classes again, as part of the Busiest Day Ever.
I might go home and nap in my delicious new bed after work, despite the gorgeous weather
In a related note, I'm probably overdue for a break from drinking. Although I did have a lovely drunken phone conversation last night, and don't think I embaressed myself. What else is news? Korea was fun- I guess I'm off to finish my postcards I was meant to write and send from Seoul, but instead will get written and send from Shimizu
The craziest thing is its exactly the same spot where we saw the old man get hit by a car, and the same fuel station attendant ran out to help. Almost exactly a year ago too, I think it was.
tuk tuk
the ripping off tourists system is really sophisticated
sudoku and word searches on a rooftop bad
no time! argh! poverty
more later
I was going to post a new year's meme like I have every year since 01 but it will have to wait until another day when I'm not using the same internet connection I was using then, and after I'd slept somewhere other than a tent or a car
- Music:casiotone for the painfully alone - new years kiss
On page 123 of The Liar by Stephen Fry (and I'm sorry
Pride and Prejudice
David Copperfield
Lucky Jim
Sons and Lovers
Oliver Twist
Howard's End
Anna Karenina
My new years resolution won't be to quit smoking or lose weight like it usually is, it'll be to read through all of these books. Ones that are struck through I have already read. My to read list now has 72 books, which I am fighting with the 56k internet to organise into a good order. I already have 25 books to carry home. This holiday has been fun, sitting around watching the cricket and reading, drinking beer and eating skittles. I considered skittlebrau
Homer: Give me some of that beer with the candy floating in it. You know the one. Skittlebrau?
Apu: Such a product does now exist.
Homer: Alright, give me a six pack and a bag of skittles.
Later on I'll give you the list of books I'm bringing back to Japan
Without looking at them, the most pressing ones are
Swann's Way Marcel Proust
The Name of the Rose Umberto Eco
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas Hunter S. Thompson
Lolita Vladimir Nabokov (I wish I still had The Real Life of Sebastian Knight but I think I gave it to
Pride and Prejudice or Wuthering Heights whichever one I don't have in Japan. And also Jane Eyre
The Joke Milan Kundera. Or is the copy I borrowed/stole off of you in London now,
Heart of Darkness Joseph Conrad
That's probably already more than I can possibly carry with my through Thailand, Fukuoka, the mid year conference and probably the weekend after too, but not to worry. Pretending a backpack full of books is light enough for carry on luggage is what I do best.
edit: The Princess Bride
www.guardian.co.uk/books/gallery/2008/no
and
http://search.japantimes.co.jp/cgi-bin/f
"The glamorous life of Sachiko Hanai" may well be the best movie ever, after all, it contains a psychic prostitute being masterbated by the cloned finger of George W. Bush, and possible nuclear armageddon
I'm too young for 懐かしさ
http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0424430/
gin_ger_bread , I hope you weren't really waiting in London for me, as serious as my desire to go to the Jarvis Cocker concert was. Considering it would take me at least five hours to get to the nearest international airport. I do hope you stay in London (/Europe) long enough for me to visit you there.
Another reason I should give up the internet. I have phone webs which has far fewer distractions, so I can just update twitter and check facebook and nothing else. Which is what I'll do on my holiday. For anyone wanting to follow my every movement through the vast unknown land that is Australia, my twitter is twitter.com/lou1sb
less than a month now. Much less, I think. three weeks?? Yes, that's right.
I just got the mid year conference form, and have decided that instead of coming into Shimizu from Fukuoka, getting an hour's sleep and going straight to work, then going straight from work to Kochi I'd rather spend an extra two days in Fukuoka, and then head to Kochi on the Shinkansen. Which means I could leave Hakata at 3:09 am on the day of the meeting and get to Kochi on time. A big part of me really wants to as well. Hyperdia says its doable. It would mean either carrying my suit with me through my whole trip, or getting Sam to bring it and then getting changed really quickly (doable) It could mean shaving in station toilets (doable) on the Shinkansen (doable- barely) or on the tokyuu nanpu (not doable at all) It would definitely mean carrying all my stuff right up until the morning of the conference, possibly checking it into a hotel pre-9am. Possibly taking it with me to the conference. THe sharing ideas workshop isn't until the second day, so that would be fine. It might also mean taking all my things for the workshop with me, or giving them all to Sam. Most importantly, it may mean no partying for me, at least not for the first night. It could also mean I fall asleep on the Shinkansen and wake up in Tokyo. This would not be good.
The other option is to leave all my stuff for the conference in Fukuoka, which I'm sure will go swell with my favourite host-family. I mean, being Japanese they'd probably hide their contempt, but I doubt they'd bother to hide it in a safe place where it wouldn't get discovered. And I wouldn't know how to ask anyway. I guess I'll see when I call next week to make sure I can stay there.
it would also mean an hour in Okayama station before any of the cafes are open. I would probably just have to find a nearby McDonalds and get coffeed and hash browned up. The good news is there's one near there. The bad news is evidentally I've gotten to the point where I would choose McDonalds over a conbini.
Plans are being made very early. Planning has already started for next thanksgiving. I have plans.
JLPT preparation is going horrifically. I looked at my (by no means comprehensive) grammar book and realised I have completed one of the nine chapters. Most of it I kind of understand, but not enough to answer questions right.
edit: planned, back the night before, need train and hotel bookings, have more stuff to pack, see you all then

edit: funny thing, I searched a little deeper in the site, and they exist, and when I ordered it I saw the cotatsu cover was still in my shopping cart. I hadn't actually bought it yet. Yay for not paying for delivery twice!
- I don't know if I've mentioned this before, but I remember eating lunch a while ago at one of my junior high schools. A boy dropped something and quickly picked it up, saying 三秒ルール. I laughed and said in Australia it's five seconds, or sometimes ten, and then commented that since cleaning time occurs AFTER lunch, it probably isn't safe to eat food you pick up off the floor, even if three seconds have not passed. Then later I heard an American refer to it as the 'thirty second rule' which was just gross
- Last week strolling around another junior high school I saw third grade goth girl Saki cutting her own hair with a small pair of pink-handled scissors. I asked her what she was doing. She said 前髪カート (because the little English is meant to help) and then said エイシメー. I thought about it for a second, and then just to clear it up she said エイシメトリ. (my katakana is really bad, sorry) It made me wonder how many words these kids know of English that they don't even know are English. I mean, the average fifteen year old in Australia would have no idea what 'asymmetry' is. This should make speaking Japanese really easy, but for some reason if I get the katakana pronunciation even slightly wrong, all I get is strange looks. Frickin annoying.
- More happenings at the same school. Two girls had written their names, blood types, hobbies and love interests on their desks, like a mixi profile page, and they were testing my reading to see if I could understand them. I forgot the word for blood type (which is silly, but I always forget my own blood type so oh well) but that's not the point. One girl listed her hobby as 'rubik's cube' I told her I thought it was cool and she turned to her friend and said (in Japanese) "see, Louis-Sensei thinks it's cool" This made me happy
- More happenings at the same school. Today my favourite smart-arsed 13 year old told me I look like a "cool old man" with my mustache, and then said I look like Natsume Soseki. The two best compliments I've received this month, and both in one sentence. I've also been told I look like the guy on the new ¥1000 notes.
- edit: elementary school now, I was teaching the names of subjects to one of my most painful classes (at this school first and second grade are always good, fifth and sixth grade are always great, and third and fourth is like beating my head against a wall) and when I said Art one kid yelled "Art Attack!" Apparently Art Attack or another show with the same name is on Japanese TV.
* Open the book to page 56.
* Find the fifth sentence.
* Post the text of the sentence in your journal along with these instructions.
* Don't dig for your favorite book, the cool book, or the intellectual one: pick the CLOSEST.
(admittedly I had two books roughly equidistrent from me. I chose the one I am reading over the one I'm trying to get rid of)
"I got my wallet out and selected a card from it."
That would be The High Window by Raymond Chandler. Back to reading.
And I refuse to even consider opening that copy of Bridget Jones' Diary
Everyone should support me for Movember
http://au.movember.com/mospa
Otherwise all my students will have been calling me 口ひげ先生、伯父さんぽい、or even worse 変な伯父さん for nothing.
Although yesterday I was called gentlemanly, which was good. Although the chef at my favourite restuarant told me I looked better without it. It wouldn't be bad, but that's pretty much all he said to me.
This is another long day at the office, made worse by tiredness which makes it difficult to study Japanese. So I've been keeping up to date with the news of the world. Here's my opinion on everything;
The US electoral system is deeply flawed. No independent electoral commission? Voting on a Tuesday? Even though I'm certain the candidate I prefer will win, this system does need a bit of an overhaul
The world economy is going down the toilet, but Japan is kind of hovering on the brink. Other than relying heavily on imports, Japan seems to have put itself in a good position to weather this crisis with a strong financial sector that lends more than it borrows (or something like that). This, coupled with the fact that Japan weathered a major financial crisis which deeply affected real estate prices about ten years ago mean the world has a lot to learn from Japan, not just about building a strong economy but also a green economy.
That said, Japan has a lot to learn from the rest of the world about not creating (and then burning) so much garbage. That's not really related to anything I've read today though.
It would be a shame if solar, etc. were to lose out on the current market as lending tightens and people have much much less spare money lying around for solar panels and hybrid cars. A government program of supporting these to prop up the economy and allow the clean energy etc. sector to be strong when things get better will work. It's not going to go bust just because there has been a strong boom recently, for the simple reason that this recent boom was justified
And right now my opinion is that it's lunchtime
edit, more opinions:
the American taxpayer would have a lot smaller financial burden if every new president didn't change the drapes. Alternatively, the new president could save a lot of time if they were given the measurements beforehand. These could then be taken to IKEA as the president's first order of business. I go enjoy the prevalence of the 'measuring the drapes' metaphor though.
And I don't care about the following sports
baseball, american football, golf, australian football that doesn't include the dockers, international rules football, ice hockey. There are probably more.
Apparently Americans say 'I'll get you back' to mean 'I'll pay you back' which is just rediculous. It makes it sound like you're seeking revenge against someone who lends you money. Unfortunately, I was too late to change it and one of the first year speech contest groups will use it. And Sam won't even be there to defend his choice
oh...that's not irony, that's cruelty.
- Mood:
鬱 - Music:ctfpa
Road trip pics and eventually stories shall be recorded, but I have a long line of long days coming up. This afternoon I'll have to stay late at work, not just after my usual 4:15 finishing time, but after everyone else's usual 5:30 finishing time. Of course no-one except bitter old cantankerous leaves at 5:30- everyone stays later
I'm off to spend eight hours at school and only teach one class. Speech contest...I do like it but oh god the long days
The only reason I know her name is because I saw it on her art file in year nine. I also think she got something into perspectives when she was in year 12. I think. I might be wrong. And now I'm resisting the stupid urge to message her saying "HI! REMEMBER ME!" Because of course I'd use all caps.
I might make the subject line something like 'You're been Perthed!' But I don't think that message will ever get written. We might meet when I'm in Australia though- That could be...bad I guess
I had an idea for a blog entry but now forgot it...oh yeah. It shall be written. Also, two girls in my ninth grade class today were singing 'moskau moskau' in class today (how sad that I recognized it just from the laugh) which is almost as much of a crazy headspin as the time Keiko started singing Dschingins Khan when we were walking through Shimokitazawa, without us ever talking about it before.
